Pet hates being a producer

[one eyed jack]

Ok folks I was writing something this morning that prompted this thread and thought it would be a good way for us models and producers to bond a bit by stating our pet hates so that maybe we can avoid any unplansantries on a shoot.

Some of my pet hates are:

1. Chewing gum during a scene
2. Guys getting blowjobs and standing with their hand behind their backs (or on their hip) C'mon fellas, what the fuck is that all about? I know you're doing it for the camera to see better but you could do something to make it look a bit more interesting
3. Male performers with no personality
4. Models who dont have their own lube or wipes. Imagine if I turned up without camera or lights.
5. Guys who fuck the girls for themselves and the cameraman cant see anything. great for a soft shoot. Not so good when your video is hardcore. The viewer has to see details.
ie: Cock in pink pussy...not admire hips and buttocks
6.Guys who are mechanical, change up the pace, the rhythm
7.People who whinge or talk constantly about everything else in an attempt to put the other person off shagging them...I've seen some performers master this very well.
8.Performers hiding their faces or looking the other way....Do you really believe that your pussy is just all we want to see? Some producers dont like the performers looking at the camera especially those shooting feature based projects. Interact with your performing partner then. More eye contact please.

Lets just excuse the obvious ones like lateness as that is far too predictable and sometimes inevitable given the nature of this business and traveling etc

[one eyed jack]

Ok so I'm the only miserable sod with pet hates...ok then

[SGS]

Ok so I'm the only miserable sod with pet hates...ok then

Hahaha... No, but just waiting to see if anyone else added anything first.

9. New guys who don't use the gym.
10. New guys who make no effort to learn their trade properly.
11. Guys who use photos that are a whole generation out of date at one or more agencies.

[one eyed jack]

Thanks SGS...anybody else then? Though it maybe a source of amusement, some people can pick up some pointers here...especially the newbies so it is productive

[Fraserd]

Ok, then. My biggest gripe is the delicate fragrance of unwashed sweaty armpit.

I had to collect a girl from the station recently and was hit by it as soon as she got in the car, bearing in mind I'm a smoker so my sense of smell is not the best, it was overpowering. These days you can get away with almost anything especially on the internet there is a niche for everyone from stick thin to massive big girls but whatever shape you are please be clean!

[SGS]

Ok, then. My biggest gripe is the delicate fragrance of unwashed sweaty armpit.

I had to collect a girl from the station recently and was hit by it as soon as she got in the car, bearing in mind I'm a smoker so my sense of smell is not the best, it was overpowering. These days you can get away with almost anything especially on the internet there is a niche for everyone from stick thin to massive big girls but whatever shape you are please be clean!

lol. Oh my god...

[one eyed jack]

For all the leaps and bounds in technology, thank the good lord that smell-o-vison hasnt been perfected yet eh?

I have a few funny stories about this I could say but I won't...Lets just say that its left to me to do all the talking if this occurs on a shoot and its usually the male talent that sidles over and says: ...Oy Tel, you're not expecting me to eat pussy are ya? Cos I wont do it..."

Eyes roll skyward, resigned to the "oh well, here we go again" It doesnt happen too often mind.

This is usally something that occurs when performers are fairly new to the industry.